ducks have no feathers

So here I sit at home, its 7:23 am and I was supposed to go to work at 6:30 am...

Its kind of funny how life often throws things at you when you really dont need it to or want it to. Thoughts pass throughout your mind.. "Is God punishing me?" "Did I really drive over that animal the other day?" But then you quickly jump to other conclusions such as.. the reason that me car is being a dick today probably has something to do with this weather....Mother Nature... Actually I am almost convinced that if it where not as cold as a polar bears heiny up here in manitoba, I would actually be able to have a nice morning where nothing would go wrong. Its a nice thought indeed.

I got up this morning with good intent, showered, ate, pooped. Then I forced my way through the cold to the garage where I proceeded to start my car. Then realizing that the oil had not been changed in sometime, I decided that the correct option would be to pop the hood of my car and check the oil.. Wrong move Billy. (Billy is a fictional name) I popped the hood, took out the oil stick and then it happened. The holder for the oil stick decided that it had enough being in the position it was and moved itself in a downward direction thus the oil stick is out of a job. Because it no longer can fit in the hole. (please refrain from saying, "thats what she said") ((its not mature))

So here I sit. Waiting for the van to charge up so I can maybe drive into work with that beast. I dont like this morning and ducks have no feathers.

Thomas aka Manbat... Dr. Manbat