well I did it! I got rid of facebook! I am now no longer trapt to the face of the books in the internet thing with the books... ok so now the dealio is that I, Thomas William Ferguson Esq, am going to start bloggering.
STORY TIME!
The time eludes me as my phone is stuck far in my pocket right next to my crotch and people are giving me weird looks while I try to get it out.. Stupid phone. I get into my car and crank up some melodies from the great master mind Elton John. I drive into winnipeg. Today is beach day and I am supposed to be meeting up with some friends to enjoy the sun and water and sand and the excuse to be half nude. I get to one of my buds houses. I walk in to notice that my friend is not ready to go but he is in fact waiting to watch himself on tv. Sooo predictable! We finally get to the beach. The sun was out. The heat was on. Who brought sunscreen? We all forgot. Crap. No worries we are men. We laugh at the sun because we can. We say to the sun, Do your worst you dumb fire star thing! We then spend the next few hours running around playing volleyball, swimming, fighting fire breathing sharks named Jack and Bary... not realizing that while doing all this the sun, that stupid fire star, had slowly started cooking us. I am a tomato. A red fruit.
You win this battle fire star! But I will prevail!
k. thats all.
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Thomas
Soo predictable??! HAhahah, I love your stories! Jack and BARY!
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